搞笑的英文句子或短語
搞笑的英文句子或短語
1、Constant dropping wears the stone.
（滴水穿石。）
2、If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.
�。ㄈ绻虑橹档米觯椭档米龊�。）
3、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應(yīng)該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
4、Misfortunes never come alone/single.
（禍不單行。）
5、Actions speak louder than words.
�。ㄐ袆颖日Z言更響亮。）
6、Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job
諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵！憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗
7、From small beginning come great things.
�。▊ゴ笫加诿煨 ＃�
8、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
9、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。
10、Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
�。o熱情成就不了偉業(yè)。）
11、Better late than never.
�。ㄟt做總比不做好；晚來總比不來好。）
12、Lifeless, faultless.
�。ㄖ挥兴廊瞬挪环稿e誤。 ）
13、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
14、Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.
�。ú唤�(jīng)災(zāi)禍不知福。 ）
15、Truth never fears investigation.
（事實從來不怕調(diào)查。）
16、“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk
努力工作不會導(dǎo)致死亡！不過我不會用自己去證明。
17、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
18、It's never too late to mend.
�。ㄟ^而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊補牢，猶未晚也。）
19、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
20、One today is worth two tomorrows.
（一個今天勝似兩個明天。）
21、If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因為你的背后有陽光……
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